goodevening-commissioner: astrologicalarcher: jalapeno-pepper-poppers: amayahlouise: pinocchiosgotwood: thegraingerzone: dustinalex91: THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT. TOTALLY, AND UTTERLY, BALLS TO THE WALL, BRILLIANT!! OMFG YES BUT NO Haha, this is awesome. I CAN’T EVEN WHAT ACTUALLY PERFECTION QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
aaamaaa: askaceattorney: Dear Anonymous, Oof, no promises. When they’re always on your buttocks they’re always on your mind! -Marvin Grossberg THEN KEEP YOUR MIND SHUT
candlejack: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon WHAT WHY? The sounds lmfao.
My philosophy in life
sherlielocks: seafiish: fiyhi: spyrasha: mpregbert: people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord ive stepped on a nail excuse you i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that i once killed a man
frickers: i didn’t know i was capable of making the noise i just made.