May 2013
July 2012
goodevening-commissioner:
astrologicalarcher:
jalapeno-pepper-poppers:
amayahlouise:
pinocchiosgotwood:
thegraingerzone:
dustinalex91:
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT.
TOTALLY, AND UTTERLY, BALLS TO THE WALL, BRILLIANT!!
OMFG YES BUT NO
Haha, this is awesome.
I CAN’T EVEN WHAT
ACTUALLY PERFECTION
QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
aaamaaa:
askaceattorney:
Dear Anonymous,
Oof, no promises.
When they’re always on your buttocks they’re always on your mind!
-Marvin Grossberg
THEN KEEP YOUR MIND SHUT
candlejack:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
WHAT WHY?
The sounds lmfao.
My philosophy in life
chaystar:
sherlielocks:
seafiish:
fiyhi:
spyrasha:
mpregbert:
people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord
ive stepped on a nail excuse you
i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that
i once killed a man
frickers:
i didn’t know i was capable of making the noise i just made.